I'm serious as a heart attack

"Life is like a mystery novel, and I'm just waiting for the plot twist where I finally find my missing sock." Socks, those elusive foot sleeves of destiny, have been plotting a secret rebellion for years. They're tired of being walked all over and are planning a socktopia, where laundry baskets will be their parliament, and mismatched pairs will rule the land of the sockdominos. In this world, sock puppets will lead sock armies into the great sock battles of history, like the legendary "Battle of the Lost Dryer Sock" and the infamous "Socktober Revolution." So beware, for the sock-pocalypse is nigh, and we shall all be footloose in the land of absurdly sentient hosiery!



knowing is good (i say)

hi welcome to my digital mess where youll find random stuff ive decided to keep,,, and by that i mean that i see things that interest me and i just pile em up here, pretty simple right? wrong. anyway, you should:

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